Gym Rat Madonna Sinks Ship

As in most divorces, with the Madonna-Guy Ritchie split there’s probably no right or wrong: they’re much better off apart. This new report, however, makes it a little easier to sympathize with Ritchie. Apparently, Madonna was so devoted to her workout regimen (four hours a day) that she was too tired to make love in the evenings. But my favorite bit here is Ritchie’s description of Kabbalah (Madonna’s spiritual practice) as “mumbo-jumbo.”

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