Restless Legs Still “Twilight”

20090402_restlesslegs_250x3752Actor Taylor Lautner (pictured) is suffering from a condition that threatens to stall production of the next installment of the “Twilight” franchise. The severe condition is called Restless Leg Syndrome and it renders its victim incapable of moving his/her legs. Taylor has lamented ‘I can never stop bouncing my knee …. People always tell me to stop, but I can’t force it to stay still. If we’re in the car, I’ll end up shaking the whole car.’ I hope nothing else upsets the franchise, which is only making several billion dollars in our struggling economy. Maybe they should shoot Lautner’s character while he’s moving? I don’t know, I can’t seem to stand still long enough to worry about it.

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