Angelina’s Latest Major News

angelina-jolie-largeMy God, how could I have waited so long to notice a story absolutely seminal to the discussion of culture not only in this country but around the world: Angelina Jolie has a new tattoo! Everybody knows about her Khmer-script tattoo and her tiger tattoo. But it’s taken photo analysts until this week to dissect the latest markings: six lines on her left arm with the longitudes and latitudes of the birthplaces of each of her children. Those six lines, existing on skin where an almost-gone tattoo tribute to ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton used to dominate, are now partially framed by curving lines that form a right angle.

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