There Will Always Be A Baltimore

Columnist Michael Musto reports that he was just given an award — called the Golden Pineapple— by NY Artists Unlimited’s Cringefest for his support of the arts. He reports: ‘And I was in pretty good company. Mink Stole was there—pineapple in hand—telling me she’d gone to see “Brüno” at a Baltimore mall, where the cashier warned, “The film is a little vulgar.”‘ Mink, for all you children out there, is the John Waters star who, in “Pink Flamingos,” picked up hitchhikers, held them hostage, got them knocked up, and sold the babies. Among other sundry, sleek cinematic crimes.

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