What Brian Boitano Would Do: Cook!

Some people know him as an Olympic skater. Others remember the genius song in the “South Park” movie called “What Would Brian Boitano Do?” Whatever your association, get ready: Boitano has his own show now on the Food Network. He’s gone from triple axels to double boilers. Sad to say, he’s also seems to have retreated into the closet. Brian Boitano straight makes about as much sense as putting metal in the microwave.

One Comment to “What Brian Boitano Would Do: Cook!”

  1. I saw an episode, and it–and he–were gayer than laughter! Some things just go without saying. The Food Network has some nimrods on staff, to be sure, but he’ll never, ever “pass.”

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