Enquirer: Jeremy Renner Is Gay

rennerphpThumb_generated_thumbnailjpgThe National Enquirer — you know, that supermarket rag that’s been getting some Pulitzer-level respect after its stories about John Edwards turned out to be not so inaccurate — is reporting that Jeremy Renner, Oscar-nommed star of “The Hurt Locker,” is a ‘mo. I have no idea whether this is true (to quote Tallulah: “He never sucked my cock”) but: you know you’ve made it when the gay rumors begin.

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