Jerry Springer And Pink Poodles


Trust me, LemonWaders: Jerry Springer’s “Baggage,” the New Dating Show That Nobody Is Watching, is so jaw-droppingly awful that you’ve got to tune in. It’s on something called the Game Show Network, and it asks bachelorettes questions like: Would you rather go home with a man who had a nose job, must have his nipples bitten during sex and wants to get married and have children now—or one who lives with two tigers and ten pit bulls, must have lights on during sex and built a bomb shelter for the apocalypse?

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