Lindsay Heads For Real-Life “Caged”

A news report claims that Lindsay Lohan, who could have to report to the pokey as soon as July 20, will be a target for “lesbian gangs” in jail. Perhaps La Lohan in jail should do something she’s averse to (use her time productively) and watch classic women’s prison movies: research for a new role when she gets out. But please please please: let’s pray that no one tries to remake the 1950 masterpiece “Caged” with Lindsay when she’s sprung.

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