“True Blood” Portrait: No, Thanks

truebloodgal_rollingI don’t find the new Rolling Stone cover of “True Blood” stars Alexander Skarsgard, Anna Paquin, and Stephen Moyer the least bit sexy. The choreography required to cover all the otherwise-not-safe-for-Walmart body parts is ridiculously awkward. And the spattered blood isn’t Pollockianly artful but ill-composed and silly.

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