All This For Only Pretty Good Abs

situation148906-sorrentino_mike_341Mike Sorrentino should change his name to “The Corporation.” As the sophomore season of MTV’s pop-culture phenomenon “Jersey Shore” continues to gobble up the biggest ratings the network has seen in seven years — answering the prayers of the many of its executives who spoke of a gloomy prognosis before the “Shore” — breakout star Sorrentino (aka the Situation) has jumped at the opportunity to capitalize on his fame. By year’s end, the 29-year-old stands to earn more than $5 million. Half the guys at my gym have better abs!

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