Keith Richards Disses Depp, Jagger

richards-jagger_474861tKeith Richards’ new book sounds like it might be a rollicking good read. Richards says that he was visited at his L.A. home for two years by Johnny Depp before figuring out that Depp wasn’t his son’s drug dealer but in fact a Hollywood star. (Depp, meanwhile, was gathering string in bird-like manner to use in his Richards-like characterization as Jack Sparrow in the “Pirates” movies.) Richards also says that Rolling Stones bandmate Mick Jagger is “unbearable” and that he hasn’t visited Jagger’s dressing room in 20 years. Richards refers to Mick as “Brenda” and “Your Majesty.” And Richards says that Mick isn’t very well-hung. He says that Marianne Faithfull had no fun with Mick’s “tiny todger” but that Mick’s got “an enormous pair of balls.”

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