Franco: World’s Gayest Straight Guy
James Franco, the co-host of this Sunday’s Oscar broadcast, may have a girlfriend (sort of), but artistically speaking he’s gayer than a goose, gayer than a hairnet, gayer than laughter, gayer than Liberace going down on Elton on Ellen’s show. Latest Franco evidence: a 12-hour recut of Gus van Sant’s “My Own Private Idaho,” replete with street hustlers. Too queer for me!