Charlie v. Mel: Who’s More Macho?

charlie300.sheen.cm.22310mel-gibsonMaybe it’s because I have a few drops of testosterone left in my body, or because I confess to watching 5 minutes of “Two and a Half Men” when “Golden Girls” isn’t alighting anywhere at the high end of the dial, but I really find the neverending Maserati wreck known as Charlie Sheen to be streets more interesting than the drugged-doe-in-headlights routine of Lindsay Lohan. LiLo is a rank amateur compared to the Sheenster, whose has more bad seed in his pinkie than the Mean Girl does in her spread-eagled “pink area.” (Block that metaphor!) With his latest, anti-Semitic rant, which caused the shut-down of “Two and a Half Men,” Sheen is giving Ye Ole Mel Gibson a run for his millions. They should have a Rant-A-Thon on national television. Its rating would be Super Bowl-sized!

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