Charlie Sheen: I’ll Sue CBS

123545_6022Taking his Wild Man Tour to morning TV Monday, a defiant Charlie Sheen defended his partying as an epic pop-culture milestone and declared he expects a million-dollar raise when he returns to his suspended CBS sitcom “Two and a Half Men.” Don’t you wish Charlie would go away for a while? I don’t care if it’s not to rehab, he can go to Cancun for all I care. (On second thought, he’d be the King of the Spring Breakers.) If his saga were a sitcom pilot, it’d have been cancelled long ago. At the same time, people love watching a train wreck. Problem is, Charlie stopped being a lovable rogue years ago; now he’s just an unholy mess who can’t shut up.

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