My Future Husband has given an interview to Esquire, in which he and the reporter get behind the wheel of a Corvette and motor around New York City. Among other titillating tidbits in this piece, we learn that Ryan (oh, you didn’t know I was talking about Ryan Gosling?) loves candy. The sicker the better. He goes into a sweet shop and exclaims: “Hi-Chews! Look at these! It’s the candy that never quits on you. This candy is always worth the price. There used to be a candy called Bonkers, which I believe to be the greatest candy of all time.” No, Ryan, as director John Waters once told me in an interview, the greatest candy of all time was called Dingleberries.