Breaking Down Madonna’s Family

Okay, let’s deconstruct this photo, taken the other day as Madonna and her family arrived at London’s Heathrow airport from New York, where Madge celebrated her 53rd birthday. The two adorable little ones are Madonna’s adopted-from-Africa kids David and Mercy. To the left of Madonna are her 14-year-old daughter, Lourdes, and her 24-year-old son… Oh, sorry, that’s Madonna’s boyfriend, Brahim Zabait. His mother is eight years younger than Madonna. I’m all for May-December couples, but Madonna better watch out: Lourdes may pull a “Mildred Pierce,” and snatch away Mummy’s boo.

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