Elton Wants Justin To Play Him?

Elton John (“Sharon” to his friends; I’m serious) wants Justin Timberlake to play him in the biopic. And Aretha Franklin (who, upon announcing her engagement this week, lamely cracked that she was not pregnant) still wants Halle Berry as her stand-in in THAT biopic. (Aretha has never had much self-awareness.) Can you believe the ego of these geezers? I’m looking forward to the day of authentic holograms so that we don’t have to cringe while watching totally inappropriate stars play totally inappropriate stars.

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