Joan Rivers: 739 Procedures

Joan Rivers admits she’s had 739 plastic surgery procedures done. “Every weekend I just go in and I do something new. I get a 10th one free. It’s a little like coffee, you just keep going,” she says. No, Joan, it’s more like crack: once you start, you become seriously addicted. And you are the Queen of Addicts. You making a joke about Amy Winehouse or Courtney Love’s drug habits (as you’ve been known to do) is a little like Willie Nelson calling Snoop Dogg a pothead.

One Comment to “Joan Rivers: 739 Procedures”

  1. Relax, she is making a joke! That’s what made her rich and famous, being funny and irreverent. She has been talking about her plastic surgery for decades, it’s part of her shtick, and seriously comparing her to drug addicts is ridiculous. And if she wants to have more plastic – which is not illegal – why shouldn’t she? She looks pretty damn good if you ask me, and is one of the nicest people you will ever meet in show biz.

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