Jennifer Love Hewitt Whores Herself Out

Jennifer Love Hewitt is in the new issue of Maxim talking ’bout her tig ole bitties, sparkly cooch, being a prostitute, and pole dancing. “It’s horrible to say, but I like my boobs,” the actress, 33, says. “They’ve always served me well. They’re good.” To get in shape for her role as a prostitute on Lifetime’s upcoming “The Client List,” Hewitt began taking pole-dancing lessons. “It’s a great way to stay in touch with your sexuality,” she explains. “I also love to cook, so I can have a cake in the oven while I do a pole dance.” Hewitt adds that she’s also still a big fan of “vagazzaling.” I don’t know what that means, either.

7 Comments to “Jennifer Love Hewitt Whores Herself Out”

  1. Better a whore than the Ghost Whisperer.

  2. Do we really think those breasts haven’t been enhanced somehow?

  3. I guess her guest-star appearances on Hot In Cleveland got her Hot All The Time.

  4. Once a Texas slut, always a Texas slut.

  5. Her first feature-film role was in a movie called “Munchie.” I can’t even make a joke about that.

  6. Audrey Hepburn’s ghost is still rolling from when Hewitt played her in that awful TV movie.

  7. I love her. She has the courage to be a slut.

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