“John Carter” Isn’t A Piece Of S**t!

Finally! After reading all the relentlessly piling-on bashing of “John Carter,” I finally found someone with a more thoughtful defense of what has been deemed the movie’s confusing storyline. Mark Tucci writes: ‘I was prepared for a confusing mess. What I witnessed, however, was far from that. I saw a science fiction movie that was both rich in detail and layered with plot…How hard was it to understand this film, people? I know the trailers made it look like a mindless action flick, but it’s not. I’m sorry you couldn’t waltz in 10-minutes late with your face full of popcorn and your butter-stained fingers endlessly fumbling over your cell phone, and not be able to figure out what’s going on. It’s called attention. If you pay it, you’ll get it.’

4 Comments to ““John Carter” Isn’t A Piece Of S**t!”

  1. Can’t agree with you, Brendan. I thought John Carter was long and boring.

  2. I saw John Carter in Imax and was thoroughly entertained. It was a little all over the place but still worth the price of admission.

  3. Taylor Kitsch is my favorite new movie star, even though he has a silly name.

  4. Disney is going to lose a lot of money on this one. At least it’s better than Mars Needs Moms.

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