It’s being made for TV, so Michael Musto asks the question: Who should star? He opts for an all-black cast: “Tyler Perry (pictured) as Madea Von Trapp. (Come on, she’d look hot in a wimple.) Eddie Murphy as Captain Von Trapp (though I’m not sure if he’s OK with kissing drag queens. Anyone know?) Diana Ross as the Mother Superior. (Don’t laugh. She played a nun on “Tarzan” once.) And Nicki Minaj (pictured) as the Baroness. (Well, the character’s supposed to be a little bit imperious and shit.)” Of course, none of this is going to happen. We’ll probably get Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears as Maria.