Movies: “The Master” is the must-see for lovers of “serious cinema.” The dummies among us will have to make do with “Resident Evil: Retribution.” Television: All these network premieres and all I care about is the new season of “Shark Tank.” “Boardwalk Empire” starts anew on Sunday: I’m there. Music: I keep meaning to catch up with the new David Byrne CD: “Love This Giant.” Kanye and Jay-Z’s single, “Clique,” is one of the laziest of the year: the f-word never sounded so empty. Books: I’ve barely started Michael Chabon’s latest novel, “Telegraph Avenue,” and I’m already hooked. Sports: Not into the NFL season yet, and still fretting about the Yankees: bring back the Olympics! Finally: So happy school is back in swing: I had been missing the gaggles of girls screaming at 3 pm on my subway!