The Cure For Masturbation From 50 Cent

In case you weren’t looking, the new movie “The Master” (which I do not recommend) features mucho masturbation. Perhaps feeling the topic was in the Zeitgeist, 50 Cent (pictured) reminded his Twitter followers this week that “Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you.” Then came his simple cure: “Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites. Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you. Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs. Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines.” Being master of your domain is that simple.

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