This Thanksgiving, R. Kelly is giving fans one more thing supposedly to be thankful for: 20 more chapters of “Trapped in the Closet.” The epic 22-part song series/soap opera/cultural phenom was originally released in chapters by Kelly between the years of 2005 and 2007. And the series may not end at 42 chapters. As Kelly says in the interview, “‘Trapped in the Closet’ is forever.” Not to me it isn’t! I confess to being a little creeped out when it comes to anything R. Kelly, given what in the past has been his reported history with young girls. (Yeah, I know he was found not guilty.) What’s more, I think that “South Park“‘s spoof of “Trapped in the Closet” was way funnier than R. Kelly’s version — as well as being way shorter.