Man Pukes On Paul Rudd’s Broadway Show

Everybody’s a critic: on Wednesday night, an audience member vomited over the mezzanine and on to people sitting in the orchestra section during a Broadway performance of “Grace,” starring Paul Rudd, Ed Asner, Michael Shannon and Kate Arrington. Such decrepitude reminds me of my favorite story from the heyday of Times Square as the leading city cesspool of the world. Anyway, in one of the area’s chercer joints, a movie theater, a man took a whiz from the balcony down on to a woman in the orchestra. When the woman’s companion took umbrage, the balcony offender apologized, causing the boyfriend to deadpan, “Sorry? Ya say you’re sorry? Ya piss on my girlfriend’s head and ya say you’re sorry???”

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