Justin Bieber To Blast Into Space

And I wish he would stay there. Space is the place where no customs officials will query your monkey, where no neighbors will complain about your driving, where there are no paparazzi to fight with, where your tour bus won’t be raided for drugs. And that’s where the Beeb is going. According to Sir Richard Branson, the singer has signed up for one of his Virgin Galactic commercial space flights. Can Gwyneth Paltrow be blasted off our planet, too?

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