I Don’t Want James Franco To Be Gay!

James Franco’s latest directorial effort is ‘Child of God,’ a film adapted from a novel by Cormac McCarthy about a necrophiliac-killer on the loose in a southern town. He sat down with Marlow Stern to discuss the strange film, his Comedy Central Roast, and why people think he’s gay. Years ago, when James was young and comely, I wished that he were a member of the club. Now, I wish he would go away for a while. In his unceasing output of feature films, short films, and acting stints, not to mention the occasional forays into fiction, he has shown himself to be tremendously industrious. Problem is, almost none of this stuff is any good. He needs to focus on making something of quality. He has become the archetypal Jack of All Trades, Master of None.

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