Guy Fieri’s Awful Coffee

Of course Guy Fieri has a new coffee line that sounds like it came from a page of “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.” The Keurig machine-compatible coffee is called Guy Fieri’s Flavortown Roasts, and will be available early in 2014. It comes in eight varieties of single-serve cups. “Really good coffee’s always been super important to me. It’s gotta be the real deal with big bold flavors,” said Fieri in a prepared statement, Inside Scoop SF reports. The flavors in Guy Fieri’s Flavortown Roasts are certainly big and bold. The “real deal?” Maybe not. One thing’s for sure, however: the new flavors are everything that’s wrong with America.

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