Michelle Obama Gives Advice About Justin

Here’s what Michelle Obama told an interviewer about what she would do if Justin Bieber were her child: “The thing is he’s still a kid. He’s still growing up. So I would pull him close.” Dear Mrs. Obama: Bieber is old enough to drive, to vote, to serve in the military (God forbid), and, in Canada at least, drink. He’s not a child anymore who should have to be coddled. Though let’s face it: he’s still young enough to have been scooped up as a Michael Jackson mascot were Jacko still alive.

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