Jay & Bey: Who Cares If They Split?

In a column asking the pop-music gods to keep Jay Z and Beyonce together, Brian Moylan writes: ‘The only thing people on the internet love more than ogling cat videos and hating on haters (they’re gonna hate!) is loving Beyoncé. The singer truly is the “Queen Bee“: every single she drops is “phenomenal”, every dance she does is “amazing”, and every dress she wears is “unBeylieavable”. That’s why it’s so odd to hear these rumors of her perfect union to Jay Z being on the rocks.’ I have to say that if (more likely: when) this alpha couple splits up, the universe will not crash in realignment. The world will go on and Jay and Bey will find other partners. I kinda wish they’d already split already.

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