VMAs: Here’s How I Know I’m Older

Because when I watched last night’s VMA segment starring BeyoncĂ©, all I kept thinking was: she’s up there onstage simulating sex and shaking her boo thing for 20 minutes, and sitting right there in the front row is her two-year-old daughter, Blue Ivy. Is this really appropriate for children? Really? If you think it is, and if you want to know who among all the other booty shakers won awards (the VMAs should be re-titled The Booty Shaking Awards), click here. One touching moment in the evening: when Miley Cyrus sent up a young homeless man to accept an award.

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