No Full-Frontal For Jamie In “50 Shades”

Anyone out there hoping that the upcoming “Fifty Shades of Grey” adaptation will be as graphic as E.L. James novels may be disappointed, with star Jamie Dornan (pictured) discussing how his stint as the billionaire BDSM-fan Christian Grey doesn’t see him pulling out his wanker. “There were contracts in place that said viewers wouldn’t be seeing my, um…,” he told the U.K.’s Observer newspaper in an interview. Asked if he was referring to his “todger,” a British slang word for penis, he laughed and said: “Yeah, my todger.” “You want to appeal to as wide an audience as possible without grossing them out. You don’t want to make something gratuitous, and ugly, and graphic,” he said, adding that he thought the film would more rely on viewers’ imagination. I doubt that Jamie’s todger is ugly. Jamie goes on to say that he considers himself a feminist. Oh, yeah? Then why’d ya sign up for a movie in which the movie have to go full-frontal but the man doesn’t. Double standard!

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