Schwarzenegger: The Way Of All Flesh

“Maggie,” to be released on May 8th, is about a loving dad (Arnold Schwarzenegger) trying to take care of his zombie daughter (Abigail Breslin). Some critics have pointed out that in that brown beard Schwarzenegger has turned into this pale, crinkly-faced guy who’s starting to resemble Chuck Norris. It’s been 38 years since “Pumping Iron,” and bodybuilders don’t age well: everyone’s flesh sags eventually (which is why I don’t like sitting on a beach with a lot of over-50s), and bodybuilders have more flesh to sag.

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