Eat The Tourists! Eat The Tourists!
Every time I see a movie which wreaks havoc on London or New York or San Francisco, I shout: “Eat the tourists! Eat the tourists!” Jeffrey Wells apparently agrees with me. Of the new “Jurassic Park,” He writes: ‘The more tourists with their heads and limbs and torsos bitten off, the better. Bonus points for fat tourists. But if the movie cops out and doesn’t show anyone screaming for mercy just before being chomped to death and turned into blood-and-bone mulch, I’ll have no choice but to render an unfavorable judgment. And if this happens, in the words of Vito Corleone, “I’m going to blame some of the people in this room†— director Colin Trevorrow, producer Frank Marshall and Patrick Crowley, exec producer Steven Spielberg, etc.’
