“Grey”: Memorably Awful Lines

‘I’m fifty shades of f–ked up, Ana.’ That’s perhaps the best-known quote from E.L. James Fifty Shades of Grey. She spends pages and pages (and two more novels) describing Anastasia Steele’s inner goddess, but in her most recent book, Grey, a retelling of Fifty Shades from Christian’s point of view, Ana’s inner goddess is no where to be found. Instead we’re left with lines like, “Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick.” EW combed through Grey, which hit shelves on Thursday, to find the most memorable, WTF lines. (Note that all pages correspond to the book’s hard copy.)

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