Morrissey Wins Award For Bad Sex
There’s no doubt Morrissey has had a massively successful music career, but the world’s still divided about his recent turn at novel writing. According to The Associated Press, the former Smiths frontman was announced the 23rd “winner†of the Literary Review Bad Sex award for his debut novel, List of the Lost, which centered on the supernatural trials of a ’70s Boston relay team. Below is a snippet of the winning material.
Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.
