Zuckerberg Dresses Baby In Jedi Blanket

I’ve always found it slightly revolting the way that parents force their own tribalism on their small children — kitting them in the uniform of their favorite sports team, or making them dress up as Sugarplum Fairies because Mommy has a thing for “The Nutcracker.” Generally, this indoctrination is spared newborns, but not if you are Facebook head Mark Zuckerberg. He and his wife have swaddled their two-week-old daughter, Max, in “Star Wars” gear. Most of the world will find this cute. I find it scary.

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