What Bernie’s Flavor Should Have Been

Anticipating next week’s New York primary, humorist Kyle Smith writes: ‘Enthusiastically I shall cast my ballot for the Ben and Jerry’s Marxist (have they named an ice cream flavor after him yet? I suggest “Socialist Surprise.” Open the carton, there’s nothing in it except a five-year plan to ramp up dairy production.)” Hey, Kyle, they already have a flavor: Bernie’s Yearning. “Open Joyfully. Political Revolution Inside.”

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