It’s True: Nicole Kidman Is A Bot

Nicole Kidman is in four movies at the just-announced Cannes festival next month, confirming my intuition that she is not human but a bot. Bot face, bot body, bot voice, bot capacity to maintain a non-human work schedule. Why does everyone think, apart from the movie evidence, that ScarJo is the bot star in Hollywood, when it’s clearly Nicole? Details here.

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