“Why I Stopped Going To The Movies”

Sarah Jane expresses what a lot of us are feeling:’Fuck phones, man. Why, oh why, can’t people go 120 minutes without checking the fucking thing while watching a movie? I don’t get it. You are not that important. “What about my kids I left with the babysitter?” If you’re that worried about it, don’t go watch a movie. “What about that text coming in?” Yeah, the text that says “lol u funny. what R U doin?”, fuck that text. If you physically cannot restrain yourself from checking your phone every five minutes DO NOT GO TO THE MOVIES. It’s as simple as that. I shouldn’t have to suffer for your addiction to SnapChat.’

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