Munich Tells Paris: Nein, Nein


How low do you have to go to get banned by the world’s biggest beer bash? Ask Paris Hilton. The celeb-cynical site reports that Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany, which began today, has banned the heiress from its two-week nonstop party because her appearance last year “cheapened” the event.

Munich locals complained that their annual celebration was “selling out” by having celebs shill merchandise during the big swill.

But probably the key reason for banning Paris was that last year she was pimping her own brand of canned wine. For Bavarian beer snobs, canned wine and beer are an abomination. The result: canned Paris.

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