It had to happen, happen this time: Susan Boyle’s life story is going to be made into a Hollywood movie. What happens if she doesn’t win her contest, “Britain’s Got Talent”? Will Simon Cowell — who’s reportedly involved with the movie deal — put the fix in? And who will play Susan? Demi Moore is supposedly interested. Of course she is: middle-aged, out-of-work actors love to de-glam — it’s Oscar bait! (Ask Mickey Rourke.) My candidate: Kathy Bates. Who would be yours? Of course, they could let Susan play herself (as Fantasia did, in the movie of her life), but the big unanswered question for that option (and for Boyle’s future career) would be: can she act?