Miley Cyrus Sits Down With Barbara Walters

I try really try to keep LemonWade a Miley-Cyrus-free zone. But this photo of Miley with Barbara Walters (Miley is on the latter’s end-of-year TV kiss-assfest) cried out for deconstruction. Miley is 20 and Babs is about 120, yet both their faces look enhanced — the target of what Dorothy Parker used to call “assisted procedures.” In the artificial world of show biz, you are never too young — or too old — to get scalpeled. I’m not making any judgments, mind you. About Miley’s bob I will essay a judgey description: early-Justin-Bieber-lesbian.

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